Honey, You Should See Me In a Crown

Hello, I am England's only consulting Criminal, and archenemy to the ever so popular Sherlock Holmes. I take odd jobs when I have time away from watching my toy squirm, contact can be made by means of the boxes below this description, but if you waste my time, I will burn you. You have been warned,

[follows the tag of kingofnapoleoncrime]

[This is an independent RP of BBC's Jim Moriarty, and will RP with pretty much anyone. Some content may be unsuitable for minors. Ye have been warrrned] --- I also claim no rights or ownership to the information, characters, story themes or the BBC ( thanks new tumblr rules...)

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sherlocks-mortal-enemy:

barumonster:

barumonster:

Sebastian being a shit, probably.I don’t know, don’t judge me.

Casually reblogs self because I still fucking love this picture.

AWW you know hes asking for a day off
posted on 9/20/2014, with 50 notes (source: barumonster) — reblog

Disney Villain sentence starters - Sends one to my muse for their reaction

faerietanith:

  • "Go ahead. Shoot me. Be a man."
  • "It looks like you’re out of ideas."
  • "How can you read this? There’s no pictures."
  • "Come now, I’m being more than generous."
  • “I warn you, child… if I lose my temper, you lose your head! Understand?”
  • "If you’re not with us you’re against…
posted on 9/20/2014, with 577 notes (source: faerietanith) — reblog

// watches seabiscuit again and prepares to cry.

Also way to pick a fucking challenging name to spell hah

posted on 9/20/2014, with 0 notesreblog
ladyherondale:

geekscoutcookies:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

Okay, my grandmother just gave me 100 bucks, just because….looool. I’m reblogging this once a month

reblogging again because it was probably a weird coincidence but.. Yeah.
posted on 9/20/2014, with 149,746 notes (source: scarybilbo) — reblog

http://curator.co.vu/post/97974552468/moranmoriarty-sebastian-moran-whos-not-afraid

moranmoriarty:

Sebastian Moran who’s not afraid of telling Jim Moriarty his honest opinion.
Sebastian Moran who doesn’t give a shit whether Jim likes an idea or not, but brings valid arguments why it’d be better to do it in another way.
Sebastian Moran who will raise his voice if he’s had…

posted on 9/20/2014, with 399 notes (source: moranmoriarty) — reblog

What Chess Piece Would My Muse Be and Why?

♔: King
♕: Queen
♗: Bishop
♘: Knight
♖: Rook
♙: Pawn
posted on 9/19/2014, with 10,162 notes (source: holytwineagles) — reblog

http://corruptaxpoliticus.tumblr.com/post/97860953910/andyflynns-the-new-handymans-hot-so-im-gonna

andyflynns:

  • 'the new handyman's hot so i'm gonna keep breaking stuff' au
  • 1940’s jazz club au
  • 'i'm having a shit day and you just crashed into my car so i was gonna give you hell but wow you're really hot' au
  • 'you just moved into my building so i'm gonna bring you something you probably…
posted on 9/18/2014, with 5,240 notes (source: andyflynns) — reblog

rin-matsuokas-hips:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall

posted on 9/18/2014, with 152,590 notes (source: heartofalifer) — reblog

cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

image

posted on 9/17/2014, with 186,325 notes (source: cherenigans) — reblog

sentence memes.

  • "You belong to me."
  • "I found you."
  • "I’m in jail."
  • "You make me so hot."
  • "I have to leave."
  • "Please don’t leave."
  • "And what about our parents?"
  • "Who did this to you?"
  • "You shouldn’t have done that."
  • "What happened last night."
  • "We never tell anyone about this."
  • "So, you…

(Source: lxckwolf)

posted on 9/17/2014, with 32,867 notes (source: lxckwolf) — reblog

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

posted on 9/17/2014, with 568,282 notes (source: captainragtag) — reblog

// so I slept walked last night && now I can’t stop talking in a sing song voice. This is fucking fantastic….

Now I need a thread of sleepwalking jim getting into trouble.

But for reals I feel so weird today

posted on 9/17/2014, with 0 notesreblog

I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love.

(via avvfvl)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

posted on 9/16/2014, with 200,077 notes (source: wordsthat-speak) — reblog
mistergoodlife:

Don’t let the opinion of those who don’t matter affect the way you live your life and make decisions. | Mr. Goodlife
posted on 9/16/2014, with 2,538 notes (source: mistergoodlife) — reblog
dutchster:
posted on 9/16/2014, with 278,474 notes (source: d0gbl0g) — reblog