[follows the tag of kingofnapoleoncrime]
[This is an independent RP of BBC's Jim Moriarty, and will RP with pretty much anyone. Some content may be unsuitable for minors. Ye have been warrrned] --- I also claim no rights or ownership to the information, characters, story themes or the BBC ( thanks new tumblr rules...)http://kingofnapoleoncrime.tumblr.com/
- "Go ahead. Shoot me. Be a man."
- "It looks like you’re out of ideas."
- "How can you read this? There’s no pictures."
- "Come now, I’m being more than generous."
- “I warn you, child… if I lose my temper, you lose your head! Understand?”
- "If you’re not with us you’re against…
// watches seabiscuit again and prepares to cry.
Also way to pick a fucking challenging name to spell hah
Sebastian Moran who’s not afraid of telling Jim Moriarty his honest opinion.
Sebastian Moran who doesn’t give a shit whether Jim likes an idea or not, but brings valid arguments why it’d be better to do it in another way.
Sebastian Moran who will raise his voice if he’s had…
- 'the new handyman's hot so i'm gonna keep breaking stuff' au
- 1940’s jazz club au
- 'i'm having a shit day and you just crashed into my car so i was gonna give you hell but wow you're really hot' au
- 'you just moved into my building so i'm gonna bring you something you probably…
SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO
organic milk bags
monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall
do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it
- "You belong to me."
- "I found you."
- "I’m in jail."
- "You make me so hot."
- "I have to leave."
- "Please don’t leave."
- "And what about our parents?"
- "Who did this to you?"
- "You shouldn’t have done that."
- "What happened last night."
- "We never tell anyone about this."
- "So, you…
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT
"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY
// so I slept walked last night && now I can’t stop talking in a sing song voice. This is fucking fantastic….
Now I need a thread of sleepwalking jim getting into trouble.
But for reals I feel so weird today