Honey, You Should See Me In a Crown

Hello, I am England's only consulting Criminal, and archenemy to the ever so popular Sherlock Holmes. I take odd jobs when I have time away from watching my toy squirm, contact can be made by means of the boxes below this description, but if you waste my time, I will burn you. You have been warned,

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[This is an independent RP of BBC's Jim Moriarty, and will RP with pretty much anyone. Some content may be unsuitable for minors. Ye have been warrrned] --- I also claim no rights or ownership to the information, characters, story themes or the BBC ( thanks new tumblr rules...)

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virinonesse sent: "Don't touch me."





" but we could have so much fun" he sighed, taking his hand away slowly.

"That is not the kind of fun I had in mind," he said, relaxing now that Jim’s hand was off him.

" oh? And what were you thinking of then?"

Smirks, “Murder~”

His eyes lit up, “I’m listening. “

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virinonesse sent: "Don't touch me."



" but we could have so much fun" he sighed, taking his hand away slowly.

"That is not the kind of fun I had in mind," he said, relaxing now that Jim’s hand was off him.

" oh? And what were you thinking of then?"

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virinonesse sent: "Don't touch me."

" but we could have so much fun" he sighed, taking his hand away slowly.

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Sentence Memes.

  • "You belong to me."
  • "I found you."
  • "I’m in jail."
  • "You make me so hot."
  • "I have to leave."
  • "Please don’t leave."
  • "And what about our parents?"
  • "Who did this to you?"
  • "You shouldn’t have done that."
  • "What happened last night."
  • "We never tell anyone about this."
  • "So, you…

(Source: xtylerlockwood)

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The Swing at the End of the World
There’s a swing on the edge of a cliff in Ecuador. It has no safety measures and is called the ‘Swing at the End of the World’.
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Reblog if you truly enjoy giving oral sex.

(Source: dontcallemloso)

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alwaysandnevercounted sent: She didn't ask to go home very often anymore but there were times she wondered about it. Molly glanced up from her full plate of food, her appetite obviously having increased from the growing baby in her, and watched Jim carefully. "So, since I can't get rid of it, shouldn't I be able to go home now?" she asked. //I know we had a thread but I dunno where it went xD




Looking up from his work he frowned, ” I feel much better knowing you have everything you need here. Have I not provided for you adequately Molly?”

" I’ll send for him later today, he’ll be paws over tail to be reunited, I’m

Sure of it!”

He watched her, ” is there anything else you’d like me to bring you?”

She didn’t look toward him as she focused on her food, knowing she’d just get into a worse mood if she didn’t eat. “I’m fine,” she replied, leaning back in her seat for a moment as one hand moved over her swollen stomach. There was no movement from the child just yet and the thought of feeling it scared her. What if she actually bonded with it? What if she wanted to keep it? Just looking at the child would remind her what had happened, not that it would be the baby’s fault, but she just couldn’t think of being reminded so much.

" are you sure? Nothing from your flat to comfort you more? Special things? Or how about some new clothes… To accommodate the child you’re growing inside."

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pirate!au || king&sniper



Jim yelped and spluttered as he came up from the water, quickly following seb to shore, ” you little bastard ! ” he called out between breaths

"How dare you!" Seb whirled around, all smiles and fake anger. "My dead mother would resent that comment! She was a faithful woman!"

" oi is that right? Well… I doubt your father was." He replied snidely as he reached the shallow water of the beach.

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college! au || king&sniper



Jim curled up against him, ” remind me why we haven’t done that more often?”

"Something about needing time for your research or whatever." Seb gestured vaguely before wrapping his arm around Jim.

" well… I’m a smart guy, I’m sure I can manage to do both." He chuckled and snuggled in closer.

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richie for a day || king&sniper



Gasping as he felt the warmth on his skin, jim continued to rut against the counter, so close to release. Keeping up the act, he muttered desperately.

" sebby…p-please… I— c-can I…. Can I cum?"

"Come, you fucking slut." Seb smacked his hand across Jim’s arse, frowning as he wiped the stickyness of his own cum on a towel.

Jim touched himself and was coming after a few brief strokes, collapsing onto the counter after doing so.

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amnesia || king&sniper


Jim sat up and huffed. Shouting at the door, “don’t fucking come back for all I care.”

He sat there for a good while. Staring at the contents of the cottage.


His eyes ended up on the bookshelf and he stood, fingering the spines to the…

Jim had paced around the cottage, looking through whatever he could get his hands on, but he always came back to the note.

An hour went by and he finally resigned himself to laying on the sofa. Book tented across his chest and note in hand.

Hearing the door open he looked up, waiting to see Sebastian. Deciding if now was the proper time to discuss this.

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Andrew Scott at London Collections: Men AW 2014 [x]
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Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

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