Honey, You Should See Me In a Crown

Hello, I am England's only consulting Criminal, and archenemy to the ever so popular Sherlock Holmes. I take odd jobs when I have time away from watching my toy squirm, contact can be made by means of the boxes below this description, but if you waste my time, I will burn you. You have been warned,

[follows the tag of kingofnapoleoncrime]

[This is an independent RP of BBC's Jim Moriarty, and will RP with pretty much anyone. Some content may be unsuitable for minors. Ye have been warrrned] --- I also claim no rights or ownership to the information, characters, story themes or the BBC ( thanks new tumblr rules...)

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posted on 7/23/2014, with 1,361 notes (source: bashermoriarty) — reblog
mutualize:

MUTUALIZES LAPTOP GIVEAWAY
The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here

How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?
I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

HP Envy 15-J101TU
Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)
RULES
You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. 
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 
Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)
REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!
posted on 7/23/2014, with 104,193 notes (source: mutualize) — reblog
stunningpicture:

Apple of love
posted on 7/23/2014, with 31,897 notes (source: stunningpicture) — reblog

comic-chick:

Date a guy who is tall, dark and handsome. Date a guy with tattoos. Date a guy with flawless eyeliner. Date a guy who is so tall he can lift you up onto the horse he just gave you. Date Khal Drogo.

posted on 7/23/2014, with 1,673 notes (source: comic-chick) — reblog

Irl || king&sniper

sniper-in-your-window:

//I’m sitting at the airport anxious to fly, happy to go home and see my kitty, and so sad that I have to leave Jim here.

Through the magic of tumblr we’ve become the best of friends. I met her for the first time in person a week ago but it feels like I’ve known her forever. Nobling cookies and discarding shirts. See I typed shirts.

Somebody needs to get on inventing transporters or tardises or magical watches idk. Get on that shit.

// oh my god no matter how many times I read this I still start to tear up.
This past week went by so quickly, and despite everything happening with moving and work and life, I had so much fun and was much less panicky with her here.

I would say that I’m sorry I haven’t been really interacting with others on here this past week, but I’m not.
Though if you need or want a reply now, just send me a message.

I’m so upset that she lives states away. My apartment feels so fucking weird without her here though.

Sorry for the rant, but yeah. I second her demand for teleportation and tardisis or something. Even a bullet train. That would work.

posted on 7/23/2014, with 2 notes (source: sniper-in-your-window) — reblog
mutualize:

MUTUALIZES LAPTOP GIVEAWAY
The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here

How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?
I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

HP Envy 15-J101TU
Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)
RULES
You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. 
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 
Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)
REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!
posted on 7/23/2014, with 104,193 notes (source: mutualize) — reblog
thesassycat:

ㅇㅅㅇTHESASSYCAT’S LAPTOP GIVEAWAYㅇㅅㅇHEY HEY HEY so this is the second big giveaway i promised since my last one remember? if you wanna see my last one you can click here, also you’ll see that they were legit and that i even post the winners on my blog with the real numbers!
The reason I am giving this away is because my uni is giving me a brand new laptop so i dont need it and selling it would get me like only a few dollars so im doing this. Also ill be able to pay for shipping worldwide is because I earn a lot of $$$ each day by using a smartphone app called featurepoints. I download other apps and redeem prizes with the points! Want to do this yourself? have a look on this page here.
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This giveaway is for an Acer - Aspire 14” Touch-Screen Laptop
(click the link for specs)
questions about it are welcomed here
i’ll be choosing a winner on the date that i get my new laptop so i dont go without a laptop.
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PLEASE READ THE BELOW RULES:
You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me.
Likes do not count, only reblogs will count. But you can still like it as a bookmark. Each reblog is one entry, but dont go nuts.
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages only. no ask box, no prize.
You have until August 11th, 2014 (american date) to reblog this post. If the winner doesnt reply within a 48 hours then I will choose another. I will post proof of numbers and winner on my blog.
This giveaway will be shipped to anywhere in the world, I will also be paying for shipping costs. Good luck!
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Ends on August 11th, 2014 (american date)
also let give it up to Emma for helping me set up this post
REMEMBER, you must also be following ME for your entry to count.
Good luck to all!
posted on 7/23/2014, with 7,944 notes (source: thesassycat) — reblog
posted on 7/23/2014, with 69,720 notes (source: jabletown) — reblog
lastallianceofelvesandmen:

badwolflaurel:



#so i’m going to hell again
posted on 7/23/2014, with 420,973 notes (source: klefable) — reblog
mutualize:

MUTUALIZES LAPTOP GIVEAWAY
The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here

How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?
I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

HP Envy 15-J101TU
Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)
RULES
You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. 
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 
Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)
REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!
posted on 7/23/2014, with 104,193 notes (source: mutualize) — reblog

Seb went home this morning

I am le sad x a million

posted on 7/23/2014, with 2 notesreblog

sniper-in-your-window:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

" pleasssssssee please just… J-just be be gentle…" He begged, " you-you’re so-so big."

"And you’re a whore for it, aren’t you Richie?" Seb growled and stilled inside Jim, leaning down over his back. Seb spoke low in his ear. "Admit it. You thought about my dick inside of you all day, waiting to come home and get fucked over the counter like a bitch in heat."

" I-I did… It it was hard not to… B-but I’m not-not a whore.." He whimpered and sighed, trying to move, but only ending up pressing him further onto sebs cock.

posted on 7/22/2014, with 97 notes (source: king-of-napoleon-crime) — reblog

pirate!au || king&sniper

sniper-in-your-window:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

sniper-in-your-window:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

" you’ll always be the same grungy, rough pirate I’ve grown to know." He tilted sebs head to the side roughly, taking more hair in hand.

"Oh… I’ve moved up in the world from your cabin boy who warms your bed…

He tossed more hair aside and went to look at his work, chewing his lip he sighed, ” I’ll have to get it much more even… Cleaner at least. And you’ll need a good scrub down.” Crinkling his nose, ” you absolutely reek.”

"Not all of us are priveledged to baths whenever we please." Seb grumbled and stood, making his way back over to the water. He dropped off his shirt and trousers before wading out into the waves, treading water easier.

" perhaps if you didn’t turn down my offers to stay in my chambers you’d have had more opportunities to bathe." He called out after him

posted on 7/22/2014, with 317 notes (source: sniper-in-your-window) — reblog

college! au || king&sniper

sniper-in-your-window:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

sniper-in-your-window:

sniper-in-your-window:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

sniper-in-your-window:

Seb quickly squeezed some of the lube out onto his fingers, reaching down between Jim’s legs to press insistently at his hole. “Fuck…gonna fuck you so hard.”

" please." He moaned, " please fuck me. Fuck me…

Seb pulled his fingers out and lifted on of Jim’s legs up under the knee before guiding his hard prick into Jim’s tight hole. “Fuck…” he hissed, sinking in.

Jims head fell back as he let his body relax and a groan escape. ” fuck…you’re bigger than I remember”

"Than you remember? You had much other cock up your arse?" Seb laughed and smacked a hand loudly against Jim’s skin. He slowly began to move, the slow, tight drag of friction making his eyes close in pleasure.

" you know what I meaaa-hhhhhh" he groaned at the sensation, " you just haven’t fucked me… In so long…" He murmured as the man continued to move inside of him, increasing the pace slightly with every pump.

posted on 7/22/2014, with 63 notes (source: sniper-in-your-window) — reblog

richie for a day || king&sniper

sniper-in-your-window:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

sniper-in-your-window:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

sniper-in-your-window:

sniper-in-your-window:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

He hung his head, turning around to face the counter, ” just-just be gentle…. At f-first…” Bracing himself with his shakey arms he tried to steady his breathing.

"Gentle?" Seb’s eyebrow’s cocked up. "Not sure that’s in my vocabulary."…

"No you don’t Richie." Seb laughed cruelly and his hands went to Jim’s waist, pulling Jim back towards him as he fucked into the other.

Letting out cries of pleasure and pain he held fast to the counter, white knuckled and arms beginning to shake.

Seb brutally thrust into Jim, knowing that he would leave bruises all over his pale skin. It might be something Jim would enjoy but Richie played the reluctant role so well.
"Take it Richie. You love getting fucked on my cock."

The desperate tears started and he began to lose his grips on the edges of the island. ” p-please” he whimpered and shuddered.

Jim was on the verge of orgasming, but he had committed to the role of Richie, though he wasn’t sure how much longer he could hold out.

"Pa-pa-please what?" Seb jeered with a mocking tone as he kept his hands on Jim’s waist, not bothering to worry about Jim’s pleasure.

" pleasssssssee please just… J-just be be gentle…" He begged, " you-you’re so-so big."

posted on 7/22/2014, with 97 notes (source: king-of-napoleon-crime) — reblog