Honey, You Should See Me In a Crown

Hello, I am England's only consulting Criminal, and archenemy to the ever so popular Sherlock Holmes. I take odd jobs when I have time away from watching my toy squirm, contact can be made by means of the boxes below this description, but if you waste my time, I will burn you. You have been warned,

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[This is an independent RP of BBC's Jim Moriarty, and will RP with pretty much anyone. Some content may be unsuitable for minors. Ye have been warrrned] --- I also claim no rights or ownership to the information, characters, story themes or the BBC ( thanks new tumblr rules...)

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Put “Fear me, love me, do as I say” in my inbox and my muse will be your slave for the duration of a thread.

(Source: noctebellator)

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thecockysniper sent: "I don’t even know who you are." //Amnesia AU? Like Seb goes missing during a job and Jim tracks him down to a hospital?

thecockysniper:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

Jim sat back in the chair next to the hospital bed, ” Sebastian.. How can you not… You… We were… We’re partners.”

Sebastian blinked, eyes staring blanking at the other, “Partners? Partners in what?”

He sighed deeply, ” a lot of things.”

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succumbtothewoman sent: "We’ve already tried this."

" and what’s that saying? If you don’t succeed, try try try again."

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thecockysniper sent: "I don’t even know who you are." //Amnesia AU? Like Seb goes missing during a job and Jim tracks him down to a hospital?

Jim sat back in the chair next to the hospital bed, ” Sebastian.. How can you not… You… We were… We’re partners.”

posted on 4/23/2014, with 4 notesreblog

SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION.

  • "I saw your browser history."
  • "Do you even know what you’re doing?"
  • "We’ve already tried this."
  • "You don’t even know what you’re doing."
  • "Beyonce isn’t that great."
  • "How many times do I have to tell you?"
  • "You have five seconds…"
  • "I don’t even know who you are."
  • "Didn’t your…

(Source: blainewarblerwrites)

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Put “Fear me, love me, do as I say” in my inbox and my muse will be your slave for the duration of a thread.

(Source: noctebellator)

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mutualize:

MUTUALIZES MACBOOK GIVEAWAYAs you all know, i host a lot of giveaways and my last two recently ended. If you want proof that they were legit go here. This macbook was originally going to be given away a few months ago but i changed blogs and kinda forgot about it as i had other giveaways running. I am hoping to make one lucky person happy by giving this away. And I hope this makes 2014 the best year of their life. Our family is pretty well off so none of us need to sell it for money. It was mine for a while and is in great condition and will be reformatted so nothing is on it. :)
Here’s how this will work:
You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a quality blog that you’ll love anyway, so dont worry
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. Do not create any extra blogs. you can also like the post as a bookmark, but likes will not be counted.
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages, so make sure that you have that on/open.
You have until May 20th, 2014 (australian date) to reblog this post. A winner will be chosen using a generator and then I will message them. If the winner doesnt reply within a week then I will choose different. I will post their URL on my blog too
This giveaway will be shipped to anywhere in the world, I will be paying for shipping so don’t worry guys. Good luck!
INCLUDED:
MacBook pro
Original box
Charger cable
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Ends on May 20th, 2014 (australian date)
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Good luck and stay lovely!
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// I have a question. Even though I do have a ton of books I still need to read, I’m just looking for an honest answer, is it worth buying a fault in our stars? Or should I just borrow it? Is it something I’m going to want later on in life? Or to reread again?

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Send me “If only there was somebody who loved you.” for my character’s reaction.

angsty-askboxmemes:

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Send me “I’d totally fuck you” to see my character’s reaction.

(Source: easterbunnymundlover)

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I’ll always want him. Until every sun goes dark in every sky, until I am nothing more than long-forgotten cosmic dust, I will want him. And even then I suspect my particles will long for his.

Ann Aguirre, Doubleblind (via scienceandstardust)

(Source: quoted-books)

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|| TiMER AU

lapsis-unum:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

Jim averted his eyes for a few seconds before looking back to Sherlock. He couldn’t help but watch in awe of the mans figure.

He continued to back up until he clumsily stumbled over a rack of clean towels, flushing brightly as he fled the shower room.

Sherlock stood in the middle of the shower and closed his eyes as he let the water cascade over him. It felt amazing, and he refrained from groaning, swallowing instead. He had completely forgotten about Jim until he hears the racket and his eyes snap open as his head turns to see what happened, although it was obvious.

His eyes trailed after Jim as he left the bathroom, but he was glad to be alone now. He used some of the soap and shampoo that was in there and washed himself thoroughly. He had no idea how long he had been in there, but his fingers were like raisins once he got out. He took a towel from the cupboard Jim had pointed out earlier and dried himself off before wrapping it around his waist and went out to find Jim.

Jim had been enjoying his second glass of scotch of the night, he had changed out of his street clothes and into a jet black tshirt and a pair of holey jeans.

Seeing Sherlock in his towel nearly sent him up the wall. ” well aren’t you a marvelous sight.”

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alwaysandnevercounted:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

alwaysandnevercounted:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

alwaysandnevercounted:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

alwaysandnevercounted:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

alwaysandnevercounted:

alwaysandnevercounted:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

[ sms] I mean I won’t if you don’t want me to… JM

It killed him to send the message, but he didn’t want to put her in that position again.

[txt] I do want you to. I never want you to leave.

If she could, she would keep Jim with her…

It hurt more than she could imagine, another downfall of being a vampire. Her emotions were completely heightened and everything hurt ten times more.

[txt] I wish I could remember how it’s done. I wish I could keep you by my side forever and not have to worry about hurting you.

[ Sms] you won’t hurt me

[txt] I don’t want to, that doesn’t mean that I won’t.

[ sms ] I know you won’t though

[txt] Don’t assume.

She wouldn’t argue about it, she knew just how close she had been to hurting him the previous day.

[ sms] I’m coming over.

He didn’t bother waiting for a reply, he just headed to her place, not knocking before opening the door.

Molly was still in her bed, looking toward the empty blood bag on the floor. Of course she knew he had entered, but she didn’t move to greet him.

" Molly?" He called from the kitchen, smiling at Toby as he came out to greet him

"In the bedroom," she called out and still didn’t move. Maybe if she did that, she would be fine. The vampire braced herself for the smell of Jim, knowing it would be a bit overwhelming.

He slowly entered the room, ” lazy day darling?” He teased

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