Honey, You Should See Me In a Crown

Hello, I am England's only consulting Criminal, and archenemy to the ever so popular Sherlock Holmes. I take odd jobs when I have time away from watching my toy squirm, contact can be made by means of the boxes below this description, but if you waste my time, I will burn you. You have been warned,

[follows the tag of kingofnapoleoncrime]

[This is an independent RP of BBC's Jim Moriarty, and will RP with pretty much anyone. Some content may be unsuitable for minors. Ye have been warrrned] --- I also claim no rights or ownership to the information, characters, story themes or the BBC ( thanks new tumblr rules...)

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thecockysniper sent: Sebastian moved up behind Jim and slid his arms around his waist, "Hey, Boss."

thecockysniper:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

thecockysniper:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

"When did you sneak in?" he smirked and put his hand on one of Seb’s.

"Just a few minutes ago," he said as he lowered his head and started kissing along Jim’s neck.

" mmm, you’re rather affectionate tonight" leaning his neck to allow him more access

Sebastian smiled, “That’s because I need my fix, and I’d like to savor it too,” he said and then started sucking at a spot on his neck.

Letting his head drop back against Sebastian’s shoulder he exhaled deeply through his nose, ” permission granted soldier.” He whispered playfully.

posted on 10/19/2014, with 4 notes (source: king-of-napoleon-crime) — reblog
thecockysniper sent: Sebastian moved up behind Jim and slid his arms around his waist, "Hey, Boss."

thecockysniper:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

"When did you sneak in?" he smirked and put his hand on one of Seb’s.

"Just a few minutes ago," he said as he lowered his head and started kissing along Jim’s neck.

" mmm, you’re rather affectionate tonight" leaning his neck to allow him more access

posted on 10/18/2014, with 4 notes (source: king-of-napoleon-crime) — reblog
thecockysniper sent: Sebastian moved up behind Jim and slid his arms around his waist, "Hey, Boss."

"When did you sneak in?" he smirked and put his hand on one of Seb’s.

posted on 10/18/2014, with 4 notesreblog
classy-kate:

dead-and-scarred:

fuck-yeah-elm-street:

alwayssmilecuzyoucan:

afangirlstreehouse:

hheath541:

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I’m sorry - not my usual stuff - but this is incredibly important. Please share around. It could save someone’s life.

I DON’T CARE IF THIS DOESN’T SUIT YOUR BLOG TYPE IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I’M JUDGING YOU 

Stay safe, my friends.

I will always reblog this.

This is incredible. 
posted on 10/18/2014, with 367,957 notes (source: hheath541) — reblog

haha so im a piece of shit and haven’t been on here like at all other than when I’m lurking….

sooooo I’m around for a few hours waiting for the boy to get off of work…well waiting to make dinner and then all that, but yeah, if any of my rp partners are online and interested I’m on here and Skype, if you want my Skype just ask =) 

if not i’ll lurk on omegle. 

posted on 10/18/2014, with 0 notesreblog
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How glorious it is – and also how painful – to be an exception.

Alfred de Musset (via oceanoftheinfinite)

posted on 10/2/2014, with 2,146 notes (source: oceanoftheinfinite) — reblog

restlesslyaspiring:

mundosdepapel:

meret118:

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OH MY FUCKING GOD. THANK YOU

FINALLY

posted on 10/1/2014, with 67,170 notes (source: meret118) — reblog

I like characters that are flawed because we all are. People are complicated. Our behavior towards one another is strange.
posted on 10/1/2014, with 836 notes (source: sansabird-deactivated20141013) — reblog
feyuca:

solusn:

In reality, the head oscillation thing is Moriarty’s mating dance.

im sobbing

sniper-in-your-window
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guidetrainlove:

One that maintains a conversation record.YES
FUCKING
PLEASE
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king-of-napoleon-crime sent: " come onnnn, you know you want to. What are you waiting for?" He purred as he stayed against the wall like a good boy, at least for now.

alwaysandnevercounted:

king-of-napoleon-crime:

alwaysandnevercounted:

"What the bloody hell do you want me to do?" She shook her head, glaring toward him. "Whatever you’re trying to do, I’m not going for it.."

" we can take it slow… Let you adjust to those for a few moments." He had her grab his arm as he escorted her from the store.

She just nodded a bit, walking with him and keeping a tight grip on him. After some time, she finally let go and began to walk on her own. It was much easier than she would have expected, to be honest. “So, what do vampires do at a bar? It doesn’t sound.. very vampire-y.”

" we socialize, find others that share our opinions and interests, it’s not much different from going to a bar while human, just slightly more… Bloody and life dependent."

posted on 10/1/2014, with 38 notes (source: alwaysandnevercounted) — reblog
adeadgirlwalkin:

wolfbadtreepretty:

fuckyeahhoneybear:

mindlessswagg143:

YOOO I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT. I JUST FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW AND WHERE ITS FROM

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS


Amby and Dexter shorts.

THANK U
posted on 10/1/2014, with 107,502 notes (source: mindlessswagg143) — reblog
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